The United Kingdom

Population: Tens of millions
Located: Off the coast of Europe
Known for: The Queen

Sorry for the delay. This has been a hard couple of destinations on Gravy's World. First the United States, and then the United Kingdom. It would have been much easier to write about their constituent parts. I have been for the UK anyway, remember the Wales piece?

I quite look forward to doing my guide to England, Scotland and Northern Ireland. But I am suffering from anxiety as to what can be written about the entire Kingdom.

Before the wars the sun never set on the British Empire. Now it sets early in winter and late in summer.

Before the wars the British were the world's preeminent power. Their navy was unmatched in the world. They could fight two sea battles at once, in two different oceans, and still be supremely confident they would win.

They shot natives on every continent. You may say, "not South America". You would be ignorant. They had British Guiana and they shot natives there. They shot many natives in Africa, Australia, North America and Asia.

They shot natives in Europe in the form of Irishmen.

They went to Belize, in Central America, and shot natives there.

I think they shot the most natives on the Indian Subcontinent. There were many rebellions, which were ended by the British shooting the Indians. They were all Indians. When the British left they made them Indians and Pakistanis and Bangladeshis. They all don't like each other now.

Now the peoples from the countries that used to host the British are hosting themselves in Britain. Indians and Bangladeshis are called Pakis, as are Pakis. Nigerian youths ride buses with mobile phones held in hands and blasting rap music. The rap music is rubbish and the Nigerian youths dare you to say something.

When I first moved to the British Isles a Nigerian youth shot a lady in the head. The lady was at a christening and was holding the baby being christened. The youth shot the lady and he and his friends robbed the christening. This occured just around the corner from where I was living.

White British still make the majority of the population. The others, the ones of other colours make the minority. They may or may not do the majority of crimes, but that is the impression that one gets. In any event they commit a disproportionate amount of crimes compared to their slice of the demographic.

The White British demand they leave. They say Britain is for the White British. The immigrants ancestors used to say the same thing to the White British people's ancestors. The whites shot the coloureds. Now the coloureds stab the whites.

That is like doing a piss and the piss bouncing up and spraying your jeans.