Virgin Islands

Population: Whatever it is minus 72 everytime a suicide bomber martyrs himself.
Located: In the Caribbean.
Known for: Hymens.

This is the source of the world's virgins. There are some people in the world that would say, "oh yeah, fuck yeah, let's go there". Those people are idiots that don't think things through. Like the people that want to blow themselves up in order to get seventy two virgins in the afterlife.

Seventy two shit roots, seventy two girls that are totally infatuated with you, seventy two multiplied by seventy two fights over you, seventy two hysterical crying teenagers writing shitty poetry in their diaries.

Imagine an island populated by them, populated by fourteen year old girls and sixteen year old dudes, pimply and awkward, and all of the rubbish first roots that would go on, and then the frantic washing of sheets afterwards.

There's a good reason you get that over and done with in your teens.

I wouldn't wish that on anyone for the eternal afterlife.