Wales

Population: Welsh people.
Located: England.
Known for: Tom Jones.

The Welsh flag is a dragon. That's pretty childish, isn't it?

Oooh don't mess with us, or our guardian winged lizard that breathes fire will get you. If I ever went to war with them I'd make my flag a fucking wizard with a massive wand that takes dragons down. And I'd put some dragons' teeth around his neck, on a necklace, like Dolph Lundgren in Universal Soldier.

In fact, I'd make my wizard Dolph, and give him a massive sword covered in dragons' blood.

That should scare the shit out of them and make them easy to defeat in warfare.

It's not that I have any interest in conquering Wales, apart from proving to them that their shitty little lizard is a ridiculous thing to have on a flag.